“Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will erase.”
–T.S. Eliot, “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”
“Thank you kindly for agreeing to see us on such short notice, Representatives.”
“The pleasure is ours, Representative. Thank you for being willing to meet with us here. Not many Titans will agree to meet with Dunnermacs unless we are all on land.”
Loona sat in the office of Rep. Maybel Zimm (Dunnermac North Sea-Great Ocean Party) in a room away from the Representative’s usual meeting area. Instead of sitting in the traditional Titan power desk, the Dunnermac Representative was swimming in a tank the size of a small swimming pool, filled with water and vegetation from her home planet. A speech synthesizer sat on a desk outside the tank, linked remotely via a waterproof transmitter. Of course, Zimm was not the only person in the room wearing a translator; indeed, everyone was, including Loona’s staff.
Inna and Ammer sat to Loona’s left; on Loona’s right were two more members of the legislature. Rep. Blrrr (Omicron-Glory) and Rep. Representative-for-the-Western-Avartle-People (Avartle Western Continent-Caucus-for-the-Representatives-of-the-People). They both watched the swimming Dunnermac with inscrutable expressions – at least, they were rather inscrutable if you were human or Archavian.
“We’re happy to meet wherever is most comfortable, Representative.” Ammer chimed in from the armrest of Inna’s chair. “Requiring you to meet on land is silly. We just appreciate that you have a spot for us to sit.”
“Thank you, Mr. Smit. Now, you said that you think the humans are attempting First Contact?”
“Something is happening, Representative,” Loona said. She was also in a good mood; Felltree had won the semi in record time, curb-stomping The Hierophant; she did feel bad about waking Nonah with her shouts, but then, Nonah was used to it. “We aren’t sure, but there is at least some evidence it may have happened.”
“Why would military not tell legislature of contact?! Should not they tell us, tiny human?!?!”
“An excellent question, Rep. Blrrr! They certainly should have! I find their silence most vexing!” Ammer politely shouted.
“Representative-for-the-Western-Avartle-People supposes we have no evidence at all that anything is happening, Tannhauser-West-Representative?”
“We have some evidence, and we are working to gather more. Obviously, Representative, we would not move unless we were certain. What we wanted to know, however, is whether you would be willing to support a push for human rights should it prove true.”
“Of course,” Zimm said, swimming a lazy backstroke. “It is in our interest to support the candidacy of any new species for membership in the Empire.”
“The representative districts are drawn to benefit Archavians! Adding tiny humans to Empire would give non-Archavians more glorious power!” Blrrr added.
“And this would help give us all more power against the people-from-Archavia, who control more seats than their population should allow,” the Avartle representative signed.
“My colleagues are characteristically blunt,” Zimm said, with a slight smile and – if you could see in ultraviolet – a hint of embarrassment. “We mean no offense.”
“I take none,” Loona said. “You are right!” she kindly shouted to Blrrr. “Should you ever be interested in working to create districts that are more fairly apportioned, please, let me know. I would be happy to sign on. It should have been done a long time ago.”
“The time is not right, but with humans in the Legislature and Titans like you, the non-Titan members of the Empire would be able to gain a more equal say in governance. You can count on the support of the entire delegation from the Great Ocean.”
“The Ler will also support the tiny, pathetic humans when they wish to join the Empire!” Blrrr said.
“Representative-for-the-Western-Avartle-People believes all non-Titans will support the Humans if they ask to join,” Representative-for-the-Western-Avartle-People said.
“That is excellent news, Representatives. Excellent,” said Loona. They’d expected this answer, but as Ammer had taught her long ago, you need to have your yesses firm. “Now, I do have another question, and I’ll leave it to Ammer to present.”
“Thanks, Representative Armac. It’s about how to present this should we get solid documentation….”
* * *
“Navarchos on deck!”
“As you were. Captain Gwenn, so good to see you.”
“Navarchos Bass, it’s always an honor to have you back home on the Gyfjon,” Lauryna said, grasping his wrist. “You know my XO, Rovlan Tam?”
A serious, enormous Hoplite man smiled and grasped the Navarchos’ wrist. “Commander Tam, good to see you as always,” Aertimus said. “Wouldn’t be the Gyfjon without a Commander Tam on the bridge.”
“I’m honored by the comparison, sir.”
“You should be,” he said, arching an eyebrow. “Lemm’s a hard act to follow. I ever tell you about the time she and my wife got into a fight? Only happened because Eyrn kicked me in the face a bit.”
“I’m…sorry sir, what?”
“Don’t mind the Navarchos, he’s leaving out about three-quarters of the relevant details,” Lauryna said.
“Hey, don’t make me get into what Junior Crewmate 3rd Class Gwenn was doing at the time! How is Izzy, by the way?”
“Oh, you remember me? Well, that’s big of you, Navarchos.”
Aerti’s face lit up; he paused, and crouched down just a bit. “Isabel Ibanez, are you still letting Lauryna carry you around?”
“What?” Isabel said. “I’m only 166. It’s not like I’m old.”
Izzy looked very good for 166. Indeed, had she reappeared in the 21st century, it’s likely nobody would have put her age above 65. And her eyes moved as keenly as ever, giving the appearance of a mind not much older than 20.
“Well, I’m honored you came out to greet me, Izzy. It definitely wouldn’t be the Gyfjon without you aboard,” Aerti said, extending a finger, which Izzy grasped with two hands.
“So how’s your troublemaker of a wife doing?”
“You can ask her yourself – she’s coming over on the next shuttle. You don’t think she’d forgive me if we didn’t bring her by to say hello, do you?”
“Maybe she can destroy a medical bay for old times’ sake,” Izzy chuckled. “Captain – sorry, Navarchos Bass – I know you need to have a Big Serious Meeting with Lauryna, so I’ll hang out here and wait for Eyrn. I know Commander Tam will wait with me, won’t you, dear?”
“Well…uh…of course, Izzy. I’ll be happy to,” Rovlan said, looking quizzically at his commander. Lauryna, for her part, just gently handed Izzy over to her XO.
“When Dr. Bass gets here, she’ll take Izzy; they used to live together, you know,” Lauryna said.
“Oh? I didn’t know! When was this?” Tam asked.
“140 years ago or so. We had a nice big place in Nevada.”
* * *
“All right,” Darren said to the assembled group. “Looks like we’ve cleared the landing check. Rixie sent a message that the damage to the port nacelle made the deckhand wince, so nice work, Doc. We should be going off into the station in about five, ten minutes, so let’s do a last run-through, make sure nobody’s confused. Epistratichos Xanthopolous, Mr. Prefrontal, you guys ready?”
“Yes, Mr. Secretary,” Lysis said with the slightest of smirks. “We’ll coordinate with Rixie where to set the drop and pick-up; we’ll try to find out as much as we can in the command center.”
“Doc, buttercup, you’re sure you can hack comms, allow us to communicate with Avalon without interference?”
“I helped design the communications system,” Naskia said. “I know a few shortcuts.”
“Bright girl. Beanpole, bright-eyes, you’re going to wander the market, try to pick up rumors. Now, Alesia, you’re sure you’re up to acting like a pet?”
This brought a chuckle from both Sorcha and Alesia. “Darren, back when we were younger we used to do this for fun to freak people out,” Alesia said. “Sorcha would carry me around, I’d act like a pet, then I’d suddenly switch to my normal, loveable self; hilarity would ensue. I can handle it.”
“Why am I not surprised? Trixie’s gonna try the official route, and twit is gonna freelance because that’s what twit does.”
“Damn right!” Alex said, not even looking up from his pad, which he was using to pull together data from the probe.
“Doc, buttercup and I are gonna set up HQ in whatever room Trixie got for us; once we’ve got that sorted out, we’ll adjust as needed. Questions? Did I miss anyone?”
“Other than Alesia, is any other human officially on station?”
“Good question, buttercup. Trix declared twit and bright-eyes; everyone else is sneaking on. No sense making ‘em wonder if we’re going to a dang pet show somewhere. ‘Specially if they’re already freaking out about humans.”
Rixie poked her head around the corner. “All right, we’re cleared,” she said. “And if the mood on the docks is any indication, something big is going on. All ready?”
“Hold on!” Alex said. He looked down at the pad, a lopsided grin slowly crossing his face. “Damn hell. They did it.”
“What?”
Alex didn’t answer; instead, he hit a few keys, sending the image to the small room’s viewscreen. The group looked up, and gasped in unison.
It was a ship. A tiny little ship, primitive by Imperial standards, sitting in high orbit around Titan.
“My God,” Niall said, stepping forward to look at it. “Is that…?”
“How big is it? We’re not looking at a Titan ship or something, are we?” asked Lysis.
“Not unless the Titans are building ships only twelve units long,” Alex said.
“Amazing,” Darren said. “Dad gum, we did it, didn’t we? Is she an American ship? Chinese?”
“No,” Niall said, seeing the flag displayed most prominently on the vessel’s side. “It looks to be flying the United Nations’ ensign.”
“All of us,” Alex said, clapping his hands together. “Ha! We all pulled together to do it! All of us!”
“I never thought I’d live to see it,” Niall said. “Amazing.”
Everyone in the room was awestruck by the tiny vessel, but for the three men who had been born on Earth, there was something more. It was like witnessing Armstrong’s landing on the Moon, or Gagarin’s first orbit; even as they had all gotten very used to spaceflight far more advanced and far-reaching than Earth yet had, to see their home world make this leap…it made each of them incredibly, incredibly proud.
“All right,” said Darren, finally. “Twit, make a copy of that – Beanpole, you’re going to have a delivery to make; rest of you, fall out. Good hunting.”
* * *
“Izzy looks great. 25. Can hardly believe it.”
“I know. I’m worried about her; she just had a kidney regeneration,” Lauryna Gwenn said, looking past her commanding officer to the wall of her ready room. “And I know, with the time she spent in stasis, she’s really only about 18, but she still won’t even consider the retroviral treatment….”
“Everyone dies eventually, Lauryna,” Aertimus said, gently. “Pretty sure that’s a universal law.”
“Aye, sir, but I was kind of hoping the universe would make an exception in her case.”
Bass gave a gentle smile. “Wouldn’t surprise me. That girl is tough as nails. Old shaar will probably outlive me. Now, you’ve seen the information I’ve sent through?”
“Aye, sir,” Lauryna said, examining her pad. “Looks like a gorram omnishambles.”
“That it is. That’s why I’m going in to take command.”
“How’s Kir taking it?”
“About how you’d expect. Furious. Then again, he did settle a bit when I reminded him that he’d offered to resign a couple days ago, and I could still ask him to.”
“Are you going to?”
“No. But it shut him up for now.”
Aertimus drew a deep breath. “Lauryna, You and I have served together for a long time. I’m going to be blunt with you. I am walking a real tightrope with the Navarchos Imperii.”
“To be fair, half your family has ties to Earth.”
“Well, exactly,” Aertimus chuckled. “And as Izzy definitely qualifies as your family….”
Lauryna smiled back. “Point taken, sir.”
“You see, Solis has decided that we should not contact Earth. I couldn’t possibly disagree with his decision more. But….”
“It’s not your decision.”
“Exactly. Lauryna, I haven’t quite hit the point where I throw down my comets in a huff, but I’ve been close a couple times. You’re probably going to feel like it too. If you get to the point where you just can’t do what you’re being ordered to do, let me know. I will find a way to get you out of the way without wrecking your career.”
“Is it that bad, Navarchos?”
“Yep. And it’s going to get worse. Captain Gwenn, you’re going to get a series of difficult orders over the next few days. Now, you remember the mission to Earth where we picked up Eyrn, Izzy, and Darren?”
“It would be very hard to forget, sir.”
“Exactly. You were just out of the academy, you appeared to be eight or nine years old, as I recall. Afraid of your shadow, and doing everything to the letter. You remember, right?”
“Aye, sir.”
“You and I both know how that mission ultimately went. Lauryna, I want you to promise me that when you get those orders, you show precisely as much attention to your duties as you did during that mission. Do you understand?”
Lauryna studied Aertimus’s face. She’d spent two years as his executive officer, and another twelve under his command, and she still sometimes had trouble reading him when he was playing it close to the vest – it’s why she stopped playing cards with him long ago. His face showed no hint of what she thought he was telling her to do. But his eyes – his eyes were twinkling.
“Sir, I completely understand. As you know, I always conduct myself that way.”
She smiled as she watched the Gama Fleet commander fight not to laugh. “That you do, Captain,” he finally said. “That you do. All right, I’m putting the Minatar at the edge of the restricted zone; we’re gonna put the Gyfjon in orbit around Titan. Understood?”
“Aye, sir. Are you taking command of the Gyfjon for the duration?”
Aerti looked around the ready room wistfully. “Tempting. It always feels wrong to be on this side of that desk. But no, Captain. It’s your ship. I’m just hitching a ride.”
“Good,” Lauryna said. Then, realizing that was probably not exactly proper etiquette for addressing a flag officer, she added, “That is to say….”
Aerti chuckled. “First rule of captaining: never let the old man take your ship if you can possibly avoid it. Still, Captain Gwenn, I sometimes think when I told you to loosen up back in your youth, it took too well.”
Lauryna grinned. “Learned from the best, sir.”
* * *
On her table, Hala Nejem paced.
The low Titan gravity made pacing difficult; she more bounced back and forth. Still, the action came from the same place; she couldn’t just sit still. Couldn’t just rest on the platform that served as her prison.
For the thousandth time, she looked over the edge. She’d done the math; it was possible, just possible, that she could make the drop relatively unscathed. But no matter how well she knew that intellectually, she couldn’t quite convince her mind of it; everything about the drop made her brain recoil. Besides, even if she made it to the floor, what then? These people were not fools. They had her well-guarded.
All she could do is what she’d been doing; continue to record all the data she could, in hopes that somehow, someday, she’d be able to send it. Hope for a chance to escape. And die before living as a curiosity.
* * *
“As you can see, the species we believe to be occupying the base on Titan is physically formidable and extremely technologically advanced. We do not know as there is any scenario in which we can hope to win a direct conflict with them.”
Xú fumed as she watched the transmission from Houston. Her people were down there. How dare they not warn them! Their approach would have been different. Oh, they would have still tried to rescue Hala. They had to. But they would have gone with a different approach.
What had really frustrated Xú, though, was what Harwell had said before that.
“We have had suspicions for some time that there was extraterrestrial activity in the Sol system. Nothing definitive has been found, but a growing number of anomalous readings have brought the question forward. We did not discuss this with you as it has only been discussed on a need-to-know basis….”
That the JTSA had suspected it – suspected that there were extraterrestrials in the solar system – and not warned them.
“We have not sent you up completely unarmed,” said Harwell. “The power sources for the Atmospheric Probe and the Impact Probe can be combined into a small fusion bomb. We are sending technical specifications….”
Xú muted him. Mukta had this all figured out. Indeed, she was assembling the weapon right now. They would use it if she thought they needed to. But she was done listening to what Earth told her to do. The Lem had been sent into a wolves’ den without even knowing that wolves existed. They were on their own. It was going to be up to Xú to lead them safely home.
Instead, she studied the file on the alien the Americans had once held. She needed to know these creatures, understand them, if she was to hope to bring her crew back alive.
* * *
“…and I said, ‘A date with my tonsils?’ Yeah, he didn’t appreciate that much.”
Izzy burst into laughter. “No, I can’t imagine. My goodness. Wonder whatever happened to Reese.”
“Well, he was gonna drop of a message for Niall’s mom, and Reese would’ve got it done. I just wonder what the Army thought when they finally talked to him.”
The two giggled at that thought, as Aerti and Lauryna rounded the corner.
“Well, you two having fun?”
“Dang right,” Eyrn said. “My little sister and I were just talking ‘bout Area 51. Strange place to be nostalgic for, I suppose.”
“It was interesting,” Izzy said. “Can’t say as I was expecting to guard a giant troublemaker when I got the assignment.”
“Iz, you took my troublemaker label a long time ago.”
“And you aren’t getting it back!” Izzy said with a grin.
Eyrn chuckled, then turned to Aerti. “So, ‘spose I need to head back to the Xifos?”
“No, you’re coming down to the station,” Aerti said, sitting down next to his wife. “I’d like you there in case I need someone to talk to the humans.”
“You could take me,” Izzy said. “I am one.”
“Might take you up on that, Izzy. We’ll see. Anyhow, Captain Gwenn?”
“Aye, sir. We’ll head in to Titan; I’ll have your shuttle ready for landing.”
“Excellent. Now, was Eyrn telling the story about how she nearly ate a private?”
* * *
Ted awoke and stretched; he had slept fitfully. Each time he approached wakefulness, Tigoni’s revelation had reasserted itself, bringing him wide awake. His dreams were confused and fretful, full of blind alleys and closed spaces. He felt as if he had barely slept.
He looked over at Tig’s bunk; the blankets were completely disheveled, and she had managed to work her way almost horizontal across the mattress. She appeared to have been sleeping about as well as he had.
He smiled, in spite of it all. He couldn’t help thinking she looked adorable, if roughly the size of a freighter. He was right to be angry, but he wondered if he was right to be angry at her. His translator was still in early alpha release, so he didn’t get it all, but at one point during the night, he had scrolled back through her side of the conversation; the more he looked at it, the more he thought Tig had been trying to say that she thought the practice of humans being pets was wrong – even as she admitted having owned a human pet at one point.
Ted had always been a good student, and he knew well that Earth’s history was full of horrific crimes by one group against another. What made his species worthwhile was that it was also full of those who stood up for those who were being oppressed, even when they were not themselves at risk. People who had given their reputations, their freedom, even their lives to defend those who needed defending. Ted had attacked Tigoni, but he wondered if he might well have been shooting the messenger. She didn’t have to tell him. She could have lied. She’d been honest. She’d let him know the truth. That was something.
He sighed. When she woke, he’d apologize. It wasn’t her fault that her people were awful; his ancestors were evenly split between Spaniards and Mayans. Half of his ancestors had ethnically cleansed the other half. Well…except for the part that was Anglo. That side had just been awful to the other sides when they came to stay in a new country.
He had plenty of awful in his very DNA. He couldn’t fault her for failing to be better than a human.
He heard a noise, and saw Ulala walk into the room, straightening her uniform. He walked over toward her, and nodded. “Good morning,” he said.
“Good morning, Ted,” she said, quietly. “I’m sorry.”
“Sorry for what?”
“For this,” she said, and before he had time to react, she had plucked him from Tigoni’s writing table. He tried to fight against the soft hands of his captor, but it was like trying to force his way out of a vise. Before he had a chance to even register what had happened, he found himself dropped into a pocket, and with a soft zipping sound, the light went out.
The pocket shifted and swayed, and Ted tried to get his bearings.
This was really not what he’d been expecting. Ulala had sounded at best neutral last night, willing to let Tig intervene on his behalf. What had changed?
He did not need to wait long to find out. Soon enough, the pocket opened, and an enormous hand fished him out, and plucked him, pulling him high into the air where he could face his captor.
“I’m sorry,” Ulala said, looking at Ted with a weary sadness. “I am. I am turning you in to my superiors. I don’t like it, but…Tigoni is my friend.”
“Okay,” said Ted. “That makes no sense. If she’s your friend, why are you going against what she wanted?”
“She’s…a very passionate person. She’ll destroy her career to get Hala out; I could see it last night. She gets it into her head that there’s a right and a wrong and if she’s not actively trying to do right, she’s making things wrong. If you’re around, she’ll strap on two stun-prods and go charging in to free Major Nejem, and probably get herself killed in the process.”
“I never asked her to do that. I wouldn’t want her to do that,” Ted said. “I just wanted her to get me close. The risk is mine.”
“She wouldn’t let you go in alone. Tig wouldn’t want you to face that all on you own. She’d be more than happy to throw herself in front of the onslaught. And I can’t have her do that. I can’t have her destroy her career, maybe lose her life, just for a human.”
Ulala paused, and looked away, just for a second. “No…that’s not…that’s awful. And it’s wrong. I’m sorry. I wouldn’t let her do this for anyone. She’s right, you’re no less worthy a species than any other. If Maj. Nejem was a Titan in this same situation, Tig would still be trying to work out how to free her – and I’d still be trying to get you turned in, lest she go charging for glory.”
“You’d probably having less success,” Ted said, evenly.
“Probably,” Ulala conceded. “I know you have no reason to do anything for me; I’m betraying you. But I think you recognize that Tig is a good person. She wanted to help you. All I’m asking of you is that you do not bring Tig into this. When they question you, tell them I found you.”
Ted smiled ruefully. “I wouldn’t betray her,” he said. “Fine. Let’s go.”
Ulala started to stuff him back in her pocket, and paused. She looked back down at the tiny human in her hand. The tiny man in her hand.
He was a person. Just like Hala. Just like every other human alive. She knew it in her bones. Had known it for a long time, at least in theory. But now…she was holding a tiny person in her hand, and she couldn’t ignore it.
“Gorram,” she said, softly, to nobody.
She couldn’t bring him back to Tig – that would get Tig arrested, or killed.
But she couldn’t turn him over, either. Because Tig was right – what they were doing to Hala Nejem was criminal.
She looked around. It was quiet, for the moment. In one swift movement, she knelt, and brought her palm level with the ground.
“Go. Quick. Before I change my mind,” she said.
He was almost too shocked to react, but he had a lot of practice, overcoming shock to react. He leapt from her hand, and headed for the busy passageway.
He dodged, ducked, and spun around them, not even registering the creatures attached to them. He made sure to run across their gait, rather than away. Twice, shoes crashed down, just missing him, forcing him to dive and roll. But at long last, he made it to the wall, and leaned up against it, breathing heavily.
Ulala watched him run, and sighed. He was out of Tig’s hair. That was all Ulala was worried about. As for his goal…she had to admit, she hoped he succeeded.
If he didn’t, she hoped he at least would do her the courtesy of not mentioning her name.
Ted watched her until she walked away, and then set about looking for cover. The last thing he wanted was to be rounded up as a stray pet.
I hope Ted got something to eat during that 20-something hour night cycle!
twelve units? strange, the thoon class is long 6 unit
i mean i don’t undestand why Alex is surprised when there a titan ship more little of the lem (sorry i press enter for a mistake, before finish the comment)
I think if I ever edit this, I’d note that it was more the breadth and depth of the Lem that proved it. The Lem is a very long, skinny ship — I based it off of the Discovery in 2001 — and so while it is very long, it’s also way too narrow for a Titan to possibly fit in.
so that’s why Xu say the lem was like a toy in the hangar?
Exactly. It was big if you’re a human, but it would be like driving a car into NASA’s Vehicle Assembly Building and comparing it to a Space Shuttle.
now i wonder how much big is a hangar of teh gjifion
so even only use the rejuvenate cream that Brinn mentioned in Pandemic, ist possibile for a human live over a century, but i presume after some time lose effective, or the humans in the empire would be immortal 😀
but ist not common use that, i remember a phrase in nomad that Lezah tell to Aisell “you had dozen of human in past”… so some titan prefer don’t over the life of his pet.
i wonder if fuse the rejuvenate cream and the life extended treatment ist possible for a human living as much a titan?
i forgot to write one question, a simply curiosity (the miss of the button edit is a problem) a titan can bring two human in the same hand or they are too big for this?
Humans are roughly finger-sized to Titans, so while it might be a bit uncomfortable, yes two humans could be carried in one hand by a Titan.
so be finger-sized, don’t mean you are the same width of a finger?
Tig, knowing that Ted and the others from that ship are in the station somewhere, will probably go looking for them. She knew what she wanted to do, what she HAD to do, before Ted quite literally fell into her hands. His presence and the conversations that followed only solidified her resolve. She’s not going to stop, and Ulala will have to either help her or hinder her further. She just can’t see that Tig doesn’t care about her military career anymore. In fact, by this point she might be ashamed and a little disgusted by it.
“He sighed. When she woke, he’d apologize. It wasn’t her fault that her people were awful; his ancestors were evenly split between Spaniards and Mayans. Half of his ancestors had ethnically cleansed the other half. Well…except for the part that was Anglo. That side had just been awful to the other sides when they came to stay in a new country.”
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Yup everybody is terrible and thats just…terrible….Perhaps in this very pc world one group is less terrible (or not at all – just perpetual victims or incapable of doing bad things)…Its just that one group doesn’t have a free pass on piety/purity/morality….. Leseee now Mayans practiced human sacrifice as did the Aztecs..but for the latter it was like mass entertainment…In order to get enough slaves for the trade, Africans hunted and captured other Africans to sell to the Europeans, as did the North Africans Arabs……
The whole series has always been liberal, which is fine. Contact though seems to go much heavier on the PC stuff, that’s true.
The scene with the representatives struck me as odd. The Dunnermac, Avartle and Ler are already on board with the idea of humans as people ? That wasn’t the case in Background Chatter : only the Dunnermac ambassador thought it *might* be true, Avartles were dubious and Lers didn’t think so at all.
So much changed in between ? And if so, have the Dunnermac, Ler and Avartle made human pets illegal in their territories ? They have a good deal of local autonomy, one would think that forbidding the breeding and trade of “pets” would fall well within their prerogatives. Have they done that ? If not, why not ?
The bluntness of getting Humans in to get more power is cute but is also why many Titans – even liberal ones I suspect – will fight against Humanity as an Imperial species : Titans haven’t given other member species fair representation in centuries since the Dunnermac Liberation Act. Why would they now for Humans ? A species many if not most still think of as animals ?
“You’d probably having less success,” Ted said, evenly.
A couple of questions I had after reading this chapter:
Does the Department of Citizenship still study Earth and make reports? Because I’d expect those who used lived on Earth to try and keep up with what’s going on there by reading those reports. Instead they don’t seem to have any knowledge of 22nd century Earth at all. Or are Department of Citizenship reports about Earth classified now?
We know that the non-titans aren’t getting a fair share in the House of Representatives. I’ve been wondering though how things are in the Senate and in the military at command-level. I’ve yet to see any mention of non-titans in either of those positions, but I can’t tell if they are merely unseen of if there actually aren’t any non-titans in those positions.
Due to the nature of the Senate, it’s unlikely for there to be many, if any all non-Titans filling positions. According to the wiki, there’s currently 727 heriditary members, who pass their seats on to their heirs, and 202 life members, both groups elected by the Emporer. There’s no information on how or when new seats are created, so it’s possible, but seemingly unlikely the Emporer could elect a non-Titan.
As for the military, while other species are admitted into the empire, it’s clear they still have their own governments, and I would think possibly their own fleets. We of course have seen non-Titans in other positions, such as engine-fixer and the doctor on the Gryfon, but I’m not sure if those are civilian or military positions.
The Department of Citizenship is likely still watching Earth. However given the amount of information being broadcast by Earth into space it’s probably hard to get an idea of what’s going on.
What we do know is that there was a monitoring post on Mars which has been disassembled as humans advanced.
And that was disassembled after the Black Knight satellite was retrieved from Earth orbit. The ability of the Empire to monitor in real time has been dramatically curtailed without Earth discovering it. And indeed, even with their pull-back…there were still some hints.
Black Knight satellite? That’s not been part of any story so far, right?
However much monitoring was or is going on, almost no one was looking at the data which isn’t all that unexpected. If the question was really about humans status the brief glance the Gyfjon got when Aerti was in the process of apprehending his future wife should have set all sorts of alarm bells ringing. It didn’t because bureaucracy never drives political or social change it only reacts to change by those not part of the system.
Extrapolating from the way these things are done on earth…
There’s a section in some government bureau dedicated to evaluating non-member species. Let’s call that the department for candidate member evaluation, or the DCME. I’m guessing there would be more than one species that has been brought up in discussions, so each one of those might have an “office” or “task force”.
So somewhere there’s low-level manager in charge of “the office for the evaluation of humans”. This manager has several people reporting to her. They’ll need a xenobiologist, a sociologist, and a comptroller so that the others don’t embezzle. The degrees don’t really matter, because these people are not doing research – they’re evaluating research.
The budget allocated to this office can be divided into two categories. One is for paychecks and office equipment, plus the occasional office party, travel etc. The other is to actually do their job. That other part is used for funding research. So this office might offer a certain amount of money for a research grant. Some PhD or PhD candidate at a university will go do the research and get the research grant. This research might involve collecting a large amount of RF transmissions from earth and analyzing them for a report on Earth culture. Or maybe it’s about going to Titan station and observing Earth. Or it might involve abducting a few earthlings and conducting some in-depth interviews. The usual social sciences research. It depends on how secret this is considered whether this research is published or not.
The staff I mentioned before then analyzes the paper. They first grade it for quality, then they read and analyze the finding, and then they make a recommendation about what this means. An office like that will usually have several research projects running at the same time, and they may be required to submit an annual report to some house sub-committee or other.
Of course, to preserve their jobs and funding, they have a strong incentive to keep concluding that Earth is almost ready for re-classification. Almost ready means we need to evaluate again next year, whereas “no, they’re way way behind” gets your budget cut, and “they’re ready now” makes your office obsolete.
My guess is that somebody’s been saying “not yet” for over twenty years.
Nice story, but probably unlikely. We’ve seen from Physics Chapter 40 that human’s status has never been reviewed since they were first classified as a class 2 species around a millenium ago. I haven’t seen anything yet to indicate they would start now.
“It was like witnessing Armstrong’s landing on the Moon, or Gagarin’s first orbit”
When I read that, I was half expecting the Famous,Famous,Fictional trope.
This event itself was the third. 😛
Yes, I realize you can’t add the fictional third when all your characters have been away from Earth for all the period of time that we the readers don’t know about.
Actually seeing the Lem in orbit over Titan brings back to some of us old enough to remember the flight of Apollo 8: The first time humans really ventured away from Earth.
So Ulala was willing to sacrifice her friendship with Tigoni for Tigoni’s sake. I applaud that sentiment, but it’s clear that Ulala didn’t think this through. Because if she expects Tigoni to drop the matter just because Ted is no longer present then she’ll soon find that that was merely wishful thinking.
There sure are a lot of humans and human sympathizers inside and around Titan Station right now. If only they weren’t all so scattered. Hopefully the disparate parties start making contact with each other soon. Easier said than done when many are not aware of each other, and they have to stay beneath the notice of (most of) the military.
well the resistance is taking form. Ulala is strong dilemma and… confused. Her friendship with Tig will be affected.
Oh wow, so much set up in this chapter. Not surprising the non-titan representatives would support human membership. Wonder if human pets are even a thing on their worlds? Hopefully Alex can get that image out to them. Although they’re assuming humans would apply for membership, and at this point I’m not sure they want it.
Artie is still playing chess like a grandmaster. Going to have his people all over over Sol system, and his wife will probably catch up with Team Pryvani down on the station. Sounds like Kir is going to be a problem more than a potential ally. But wow, I was wondering why Izzy seems so old. Guess Izzy won’t go the LE route. At least she was still able to be around for this.
Sometimes it’s hard to keep track of Darren’s nick names. Mr. Prefrontal sounds more like a nick name for Niall than a play on Pryvani’s name. Nice touch getting the reactions of the three Earth humans seeing proof humans have made it to Saturn.
Ulala almost made the worse decision she could have. Still not the best, it would have been easier for her to get Ted in close to Hala, but it’s better than turning him in. There’s going to be a lot of humans running around with the chance to bump into each other. It’s a big risk sneaking most of the humans in. I highly doubt the Avalonians are chipped.
Pryvani is occupied elsewhere. Mr Prefrontal is a nickname for her husband, Zhan, but I agree it sounds more like a name Niall would have.
I know, but he’s basically calling him Mr. Pryvani.
Hmm, yes I see the similarity in name now. Hadn’t occured to me before.
Oh Darren and his lovable names for everyone. Just so I’ve got this straight we have:
Doc/Mr Prefrontal – Niall
Buttercup – Naskia
Xanthopolous – Lysis
Twit – Alex
Trixie – Rixie
Beanpole – Sorchia
Bright-eyes – Alesia
The section was tough to follow though, so I might have screwed up somebody.
Actually “Mr. Prefrontal” is Zhan, iirc. Basically Darren- in his own, special way- is calling him Mr. Pryvani
Yeah, that one threw me at first too. Also, does Lyris not play the name game? It’s full title and professionalism with her. Not even a honey bunch. I mean not even Tapp got that treatment.
Ah, that makes sense. He was otherwise not mentioned in the chapter so I had forgotten he was even on the trip. As for Lyris, maybe Darren is worried his wife will smack him or something.
I had at one point demanded to be the one to create all Darren’s nick names…the idea being that they sort of write themselves, and I can’t guarantee a nick name we agree to in authors chat will make it to paper.
But I lost a handle on that when DX began Contact.
IIRC, I had wanted Zhan’s nick name to be Fabio, because his pic sort of reminded of of Fabio.
Truth is there is no logic to them.
Tapp is Princess
Degu is Mop Head
Bedra is Sunshine
Eyrn is Twat
Rixie is Trixie
Aisell is Obi Wan
Niall is Doc
Naskia is Buttercup
Lessy is Brighteyes
Sorcha Beanpole
Pryvani is any random butchering of her name
Taron is Flyboy…I think
Sophia LaForge
No decimate nickname
Nick
Zara
Brinn
Lezah
Aehzay
Otherrandomcastmembers
Can’t remember Aerti’s…
It took me a minute to sort ot the difference between Twat (Eyrn), and Twit (Alex) in my mind.
No one has spotted that this isn’t the first time Darren has called Naskia Buttercup.
I thought Bedra was Smiles or something like that. And Sophia is Laforge, that’s brilliant.
I love that Darren goes out of his way to give people nicknames and/or butcher their names, but with his wife, he calls her by her overly complicated last name perfectly.
His closest friends and family all get nicknames, often lovingly insulting, but not his wife. I can’t but feel this is done as a second level of teasing both parties.
Another epic chapter, seems everyone’s set up to arrive on Titan station. This is going to be an amazing clusterfuck.
Little notes: loved the political exchange, just by how pragmatic it was. Yes equality is nice and all but gaining more power for the non titan worlds strikes me as a realistic motivator.
We always talk about about who was most likely not to take the LE in the chat, I don’t think anyone predicted Izzy.
Even though Ulala betrayed him, at least she didn’t go through with it, though Tig might very likely whoop her ass if she finds out. Probably can get away with ‘he ran away in the middle of the night’.
Every other species at that meeting has been at the same end of the stick that humans are in now, so they know what is at stake. Hell, politically they are STILL at the shit end of the stick.
Ulala lying about Ted will just make things worse for her. A lot worse. Especially if he ends up injured or dead.
That’s not strictly true. Only the Dunnermac were ever oppressed anywhere near the way humans are. Ler were allied in a war against the Insectoids, and the Avartle actively sought Titan protection.
That’s not to say that either of those species is treated equally to Titans in the Empire, they aren’t, but there are degrees
Thought there was a Ler rebellion mentioned somewhere that killed a few hundred of them?
not to my knowledge, no.
Well, if it’s not to JS’s knowledge then it probably didn’t happen =P
actually… you’d be surprised how often things happen in the Titanverse that I don’t know about 😛
Per Angusta Ad Augusta was probably thinking of the following passage from Titan: Exile chapter 50:
“That depends on you, don’t it?.” Darren spoke softly. “Because god help ya…when humanity comes’a’knocken at yer door Lyroo…you try to put us all in cages…like you did the Dunnermac, the Avartle…we won’t go quietly like them. We’ll make the Ler Resistance look like a teddy bears’ picnic. I read your history and you know it too. And we both know you’re on the wrong side of it.” Darren pressed himself against the glass, and watched Lyroo as she began to walk out of the room once more.
The Ler resistance movement was never well-organized and never had majority support,unlike the Dunnermac, who really got clobbered.
Oh Ulala… when Tig finds out what you just did, and what your intentions originally were, you’ll be lucky if she ever talks to you again. She just broke up with her boyfriend over a verbal disagreement about humans. You took that one step further and were about to ruin one’s life. It was her choice to make, and you decided to take it away from her by force. She’s not going to be that appreciative of your looking out for her.
Oh Izzie (going with a theme here)… why would you refuse the life extension treatments? I mean it is pretty amazing how well you’ve aged considering, but what’s the downside for you taking it? You’ve got people who love you who are going to outlive you by quite a bit.
I wonder what the results of the study the Dunnermac said they were going to conduct were (way way back right after the massacre in Background Chatter), and if they will be used in the upcoming debates.
If you’re going to save someone from their own stupidity, it doesn’t matter that they’re not appreciative. It could be the right thing to do even if they never talk to you again.
That is if you value their life/career/happiness above their freedom of choice. This is not clear-cut ethically.
Ahhh the ‘right’ thing to do even if its against their will.. Ya know I have heard this song before, sounds really familiar maybe on Pandora?
What makes this view particularly odious is that there are some who believe that they know whats best for you and will force this/thier will upon you…Its ‘for your own good’. A scary percentage of the US population believe in this