“What?!” Naskia shouted “Why won’t it open?!”

Loona giggled as Naskia again fumbled her access card against the sensor instead of holding it properly. She snatched the card from Naskia’s hand and pressed it against the sensor and pushed the door open.

“Ta da! That’s how you open a door!” Loona marched inside quite pleased with herself.

Naskia stumbled inside and threw her bag down on the floor. “It wouldn’t open…it was broken!”

“It wasn’t broken, ya jus’ need to know how it works, silly” Loona swayed slightly as she stood in the living room.

Naskia marched towards her with a grumpy looking pout on her face like a stroppy toddler, Loona thought she was going to shout but instead she threw her arms round her and hugged her tightly. Naskia turned her head to the side and rested it against the taller woman’s shoulder.

“Sweet Loona, sweet, sweet Loona. Where would I be without you?” Naskia muttered.

Loona stroked Naskia’s long, soft hair and returned her hug. “Awww….what do you mean?”

“Well you walked me home cuz I was all shakey an’ you let me in to my house…an’ all the stuff with Niall! I could never have done that, it would have bin a mess! Lyroo would probly have Niall dressed in a tutu by now if you hadn’t done all that talking n stuff…” Naskia rambled her voice oscillating in pitch wildly.

“Eugh…..” Niall groaned trying to draw a breath. He never thought being squeezed between two hugging girls would be this unpleasant. His back was pressed hard into the top of Naskia’s truck sized breast while Loona’s C-cup boob was pressing him right in the torso and face, he could swear he could feel a hard nipple pressing into his chest through her bra. He and Nonah had been dumped into Naskia’s breast pocket for the trip home. It had been the worst taxi ride of his life. Naskia kept stumbling and nearly falling over; Niall was half convinced he was going to end up dead, crushed flat under one of his favourite parts of Naskia.

Worse still, Nonah had never drunk properly before and had not eased herself in gently. By the end of the night she couldn’t even stand. The constant swaying back and forth of Naskia’s stumbles home had made Nonah very dizzy and unwell. She managed to keep herself together for a few minutes but it wasn’t long before Niall was holding her hair back as she vomited into the corner of Naskia’s breast pocket.

Niall felt the pressure on his body start to subside as the hug ended and then light shone in from above as Naskia’s searching fingers descended on him. They grabbed him roughly around the chest and plucked him into the air and held him in front of Loona’s face.

“Tell Loona thank you!” Naskia commanded.

“I already said thank you loads!” Niall protested “And feckin put me down before you drop me!”

Naskia spun him around quickly to face her. Niall felt his stomach contents slosh back and forth as he stopped. “You can never say thank you to her enough! Say it again.”

Niall was spun back to face the rosy cheeked Loona. “Thank you Loona…”

“You’re welcome Niall.” Loona smiled warmly.

Niall felt a jerk and looked round just in time to see Naskia’s lips flying at him.

“MMMMMMMMMMMWAH!” Naskia kissed him completely engulfing his face. “I love you so, so much. I’m gonna take you to bed!”

Naskia made her way in a zigzag pattern towards the bedroom with Niall clasped in her hand squirming trying to break loose. His whiskey soaked brain was telling him to relax and get his oats but his survival instinct was telling him that sex with a drunken Naskia would most likely end with him being buried in a cardboard box in the back garden.

Loona watched on giggling as Niall demanded to be released. His voice sounded panicked and his demands were interspersed with not a small amount of profanity, some of it new to Loona. As drunk as she was she knew Naskia couldn’t be allowed to have her way with Niall in her current state, there was no way Naskia could afford the vet’s bill or take the humiliation of explaining just what happened. She was pretty sure Naskia still had Nonah too.

“Hey Nas, wait up!” Loona called as she stumbled through to the bedroom.

Loona giggled as she saw Naskia on the bed poised like a shaar ready to pounce on Niall.

“Nas hun, ya know I love you but I’m just too drunk…I think I’m just gonna go to bed…” The tiny man said up to Naskia as he walked slowly backwards away from her grinning face.

Naskia crawled forward two paces as Niall continued to back up. “Nu uh lil tupp…you’re all mine!”

“Naskia, have you seen Nonah?” Loona asked approaching the bed.

Naskia sat back on her knees and looked around puzzled. “Ehhh no…I thought you had her?”

“You had her in your pocket with Niall remember…please tell me you didn’t lose her.” Loona giggled.

Naskia patted down her cardigan pockets and then her breast pocket. She felt a little bulge and then dug her hand in and pulled out the unconscious form of Nonah.

“Ewww….she’s all icky and smelly!” Naskia said dangling the little girl by her ankle and pinching her nose shut.

Loona rushed over and cupped Nonah in her hand and examined her. Her pretty dress was stained with vomit and it looked to be on her face and in her hair too. “Niall?! How on Archavia did this happen?!” she shot down to where he had been standing but Niall had disappeared.

“ARGH!” Loona said stomping out of the bedroom and across the living area to the bathroom, her normally placid temper had been upset by the whiskey. Poor Nonah was a mess and now she had to deal with it when it was all Niall’s fault.

She gently laid the unconscious Nonah down on a dry face cloth and then plugged the sink. She ran a shallow bath for the girl and then set her down in the water. Loona used one hand to support Nonah’s head and keep it out of the water and used to the other to carefully pull the finger sized girl’s dress off over her head. She squirted some hand wash into her free hand and rubbed it into Nonah’s naked body.

Loona didn’t normally play with Nonah like Naskia played with Niall, she didn’t see Humans like that. It could have been the whiskey loosening her inhibitions or the fact it had been a while but Loona found herself getting rather aroused as she massaged the soap onto Nonah, lingering on her supple breasts a lot longer than she should have. Loona placed her hand underneath Nonah and dipped her hair into the water to clean the chunks out of it. In her inebriated state she misjudged the angle and accidentally dunked Nonah’s head under the water.

Nonah shot to life kicking and splurting as she coughed water up out of her lungs. She screamed incoherently as she looked around dazed, having no idea where she was, how she got there or what happened. Her chest burned and her head was pounding.

“Sorry Nonah…I didn’t mean to. You were sick on yourself…” Loona said, her speech was almost completely unaffected by the alcohol, only her tone seemed to be more bubbly.

“Ergh…wha’s goin on?” Nonah groaned without moving.

“I’m cleaning you up! I’ll get you nice n’ clean then we can get you dressed and into bed.” Loona giggled.

Nonah didn’t respond, she just lay limp, half unconscious as Loona rinsed her clean in the water and then wrapped her up in the face cloth. Loona dried Nonah off with the face cloth and then suspended her under her arms between her thumb and forefinger.

“Mmmm, you really are very pretty Nonah….” Loona cooed.

There was no response from Nonah who had her head lowered with her matted blonde hair covering her face.

Loona grinned and wrapped her thumb around Nonah’s chest and softly stroked her breasts, feeling her tiny nipple track its way along her the ridges in the tip of her thumb.

“Nooo!” Nonah shook herself disrupting Loona’s petting. “Feel sick! Gotta go to bed…”

“Awww ok Nonah…no playing. I’ll take you to bed now.” Loona said turning her hand over allowing the little girl to lie down in in it. Nonah quickly curled up into her a ball and Loona walked back through to the bedroom. She was more than a little surprised to see Naskia wearing nothing but mismatched underwear, on all fours with her peach shaped behind pointing right at her, looking under the bed.

“Mmmm.” She thought having never seen Naskia from this angle before. The whiskey was definitely working on her.

“C’mon out sweetie…I won’t hurt you…” Naskia cooed drunkenly.

Loona smiled and walked over to the tank beside the bed. She found a T-shirt for Nonah to wear and eased it on over Nonah’s head. Nonah protested at having been disturbed and prodded by Loona’s fingers again but settled down when she was placed in Niall’s bed.

“Night, night, Nonah.” Loona bent down and kissed the girl gently on her head.

“Looooona! Help me get Niall…he’s bein’ mean!” Naskia whined at her.

“I’m not comin’ out! Yer drunk!” Niall yelled from somewhere under the bed, his aggressive Northern Irish accent was coming out. “Yer a very beautiful woman but you’ll kill me!”

Naskia stood up and stomped her feet repeatedly and shook her arms by her side. She was drunk, horny and frustrated. “It’s not fair! You’re supposed to belong to me and you won’t even pleasure me when I want it!”

“Aye well ya shouldn’t have sold me to me to Loona then should ya?” Niall hollered back from behind a pair of shoes, forgetting for a second that he didn’t believe anyone owned him.

Loona laughed as Naskia stomped and whined some more. Loona’s eyes couldn’t help but be drawn to Naskia’s ample chest as it shook with each stomp. Naskia wasn’t the only one getting more and more frustrated as the night went on. Loona found her cheeks getting flushed as she leered at Naskia’s milky white thighs. Loona had always preferred women to men but she had never really considered Naskia, up until now.

“He has a point…” Loona walked over to her bag and picked up her pad. She flicked through her documents until she found Niall’s deed of ownership; she walked over to Naskia and held it up in front of her. “I’m sure he’d be a lot happier if you were to buy him back.”

Naskia’s eyes lit up thinking Niall might just be persuaded to come out if she bought him back. “Yeah! That’s a great idea, I’ll go get the money.”

Loona put her arm out and pulled Naskia into her as she went to walk passed her. “Oh no…I don’t want money….”

“Wh…wh…what do you want…?” Naskia stammered as she tried to pull herself free from Loona’s surprisingly strong grip.

“Mmmm…you” Loona cooed as she lowered her face in the smooth curve of Naskia’s neck.

“No…no…” Naskia exhaled deeply as she felt Loona’s warm, soft lips kiss her the base of her neck. Naskia shivered slightly as Loona progressed further up her neck, slowly moving her lips along the sensitive skin of her neck before stopping to kiss her softly again. Naskia bit her bottom lip and her eyes rolled back in her head as Loona pressed on further, Naskia wasn’t normally attracted to women but the alcohol and her frustration were clouding her judgement and Loona’s firm grip and tenderness reminded her of a Titan sized Niall.

“Niall!!” Naskia’s mind screamed and her eyes shot open. “No Loona stop, stop!” Naskia said pushing herself out of Loona’s hold. “I can’t do this to Niall!”

“Don’t stop on my account!” Niall said staring open mouthed at the two panting Titanesses, still half embracing. “Ya’d have to pay good money to see this kind of thing in person on Earth.”

Loona grinned happy to have Niall’s blessing, she was getting exceptionally wound up and really didn’t want to stop just below Naskia’s ear. She pressed her lips into the top of Naskia’s neck and pressed her tongue in too, slowly licking up behind long strands of dark hair to her ear. She felt the shorter woman shudder and exhale deeply, letting out a soft moan she did so.

Niall really wished he had a drink to enjoy while he watched the two massive beauties embrace.

“No…Loona…no…” Naskia fidgeted interrupting Loona’s fun again. “I won’t do it. We’re friends! And I love Niall! He’s just being a drunk little pervert and getting off on this.” Naskia shot Niall daggers as she talked about him.

“Oh well…Guess I’ll just keep Niall for myself then…” Loona sighed.

“NO! You can’t blackmail me into sex?! That’s not right…that’s not you, Loona. I told you…I don’t like girls.” Naskia shouted starting to get annoyed.

“Ok! Ok! I’m just messing with you; I honestly thought you liked it, what with all the moaning and the shuddering and that…” Loona giggled.

“No…yes…never mind!” Naskia threw her arms up confused. “How much do you want for Niall?”

Loona smiled spotting a way back in to Naskia’s affections. “Oh…just a kiss…”

Niall’s eyes lit up…he really wanted a drink.

“C’mon Loona, stop it…I just want Niall back…” Naskia groaned, she was starting to feel groggy and wanted to go to sleep.

“One. Little. Kiss. Then he’s all yours again.” Loona said using all the flirtatious charm she could muster. She let one hand drift down beautiful brunette’s side and land softly on the curve of her hip.

Naskia looked into Loona’s eye’s shining with anticipation. “Oh fine!”

Loona grinned and placed her other hand on Naskia’s hip and pulled Naskia towards her. She caught Niall staring up at them, his jaw starting to hang open again as he waited to see what would happen.

“Close your eyes.” Loona whispered as she drew nearer.

“You don’t like girls, you don’t like girls, you don’t like girls.” Naskia repeated in her head over and over again. Her mind shut up the second she felt Loona’s soft lips press into hers. Loona started slowly, getting caressing and moistening Naskia’s lips with her own. Moving up and down slowly Loona traced her hand up Naskia’s side and placed it at the back of Naskia’s neck, softly stroking it with her fingers. She then gently started to lick Naskia’s lips with her tongue.

Naskia was startled by just how full on Loona was being. She had though it was to be a little kiss but it was a lot more than that. Naskia was running through her mind just what she should do when she realised she was kissing Loona back. She felt Loona’s tongue slip into her mouth and her own tongue move to meet it and play with it. Loona’s other hand placed itself on her cheek and stroke it gently as Loona titled her head to the side and pressed her tongue more aggressively into Naskia’s. Naskia responded by opening her mouth wider and kissing back harder. She let out a subconscious moan as she gave into what was happening rather than fighting it.

Naskia felt the taller girl’s hand slowly slip down her side away from her neck. The hand then strayed across her bare stomach to her belly button and then down a bit more towards her panties. Naskia scrunched her eyes in anticipation of what was to happen next. Just as Loona’s hand was about to enter her underwear it pulled away and there was a beeping noise. Loona swiftly pulled back from Naskia and placed something in her hand.

“There you go, Niall’s yours again.” Loona said pulling her top off over her head. “I’m just gonna sleep here ok? I’m wrecked! G’night”. With that Loona crawled in at the end of the bed and moved to the wall side before pulling the covers over her and shutting her eyes to sleep.

Naskia just stood there staring into space, her fingers resting on her trembling lips where Loona’s had been only a few seconds before. Her head was swirling with a mixture of confusion and arousal, all her senses were tingling and she could barely stay stand as her legs felt like Jelly.

“That…was….awesome!” Niall said staring up at his half naked girlfriend, he was seriously reconsidering his opinion that drunk sex was a bad idea. “Want me to pick up where she left off?”

“No! You had yer chance! Ima gonna go to bed too. You can have cuddles though!” Naskia said sitting down quickly beside Niall creating a large dent in the bed.

“Whoaaaa…” the drunken human cried as he was thrown from his feet and rolled down into the crater, slamming against Naskia’s pantie clad ass cheek.

“Awww…” Naskia cooed rescuing Niall from his predicament and clutching him to her chest and then lying down. “I want to be close to you too. G’night sweetie, I love you.”

“Shit…” Niall muttered as the lights went out. He really needed a wee.

“Rise n’ shine hun!” Naskia heard the familiar voice say. It was usually a small and friendly voice but this morning it cut through Naskia’s head like a laser cutter.

“Ugh…go away…” she moaned rolling over.

Something wasn’t right here. Naskia could feel something warm and soft on her cheek; it was skin. Her eyes shot open in panic, thinking she had just rolled over on top of Niall, what she saw was not what she expected. She was looking right at the pale, sleeping face of Loona, her hand under Naskia’s cheek. Naskia’s eyes widened and she sat up, immediately regretting it. She clutched at her head, it felt like her brains had turned to mush and were rolling around inside of her head.

“What…what…who…why is Loona here?” Naskia whispered.

Niall grinned from his relatively safe spot on the bedside table. “You mean you don’t remember stumbling home drunk from the holosuite, you and Loona propping each other up? You were trying to teach her how to sing High and Dry. You nearly killed Nonah and I a few times when you hugged each other talking about how much you loved each other.”

“Eugh….no…why is she in my bed and not the spare bed?” Naskia groaned.

“Loona decided she couldn’t be bothered and just crashed there…you were a little wiped out too and just lay down beside her. I was rather annoyed we didn’t get to play…” Niall chuckled.

Naskia pulled the covers back in a brave attempt to leave the bed and was startled again, she’d lost count of how many times that had happened and she hadn’t even gotten out of bed yet.

“Why am I wearing nothing but my underwear?!” Naskia said raising her voice above a whisper for the first time. “Why in Loona is her underwear?! What happened?!”

“Oh now that would be telling….” Niall grinned.

“Stop it! And why aren’t you hungover?” Naskia shot. She finally managed to get her feet on the floor and was working up the courage to stand.

“Well I’d like to say it’s down to my Irish fortitude but it’s probably because to me you’ve been asleep for over a full Earth day and my hangover has been and gone. Nonah’s too.” Niall said.

“Nonah’s here?” Loona said pushing herself up into sitting, carefully keeping the covers over her chest with one hand and rubbing her head with the other.

“Yeah, she’s asleep still. She’s never had a hangover before, she doesn’t suffer well either.” Niall gloated.

“Ohhhh….eughhhh.” Loona groaned. Her head was swirling from sitting up too fast. She quickly put her hand over her mouth as she felt something stir inside her.

“Excuse me…” she muttered as she got up and bolted across the room towards the door.

“Ohhhh I hope she’s not in there too long…I don’t feel too good.” Naskia moaned.

Niall grinned satisfied at getting a bit of revenge after Naskia’s behaviour last night. “Well I suggest you get some spakkal into you! We have to be back for the results in three hours.”

Naskia bolted out of bed panicking muttering Earth profanities. She examined her reflection in the mirror, it was not a pretty sight. Makeup smeared around her eyes, her hair a complete state. Her face drained of colour and she felt the contents of her stomach start to work its way up her to her mouth.

“Oh no!” Naskia muttered as she ran out of the bedroom making for the kitchen sink.

Niall shook his head. “Women…can’t hold their booze on any planet.”